Hilarious Daily Show Article

Here is a Daily Show article about the Pig-Pit Bull-Lipstick love triangle.

George Saunders -- who would be my literary boyfriend if I were a gay lipstick-wearing pit bull -- breaks down the significance of Sarah Palin's defining moment as a politician...

...when Barack Obama says he will put some lipstick on my pig, I am, like, Are you calling me a pig? If so, thanks! Pigs are the most non-Elite of all barnyard animals. And also, if you put lipstick on my pig, do you know what the difference will be between that pig and a pit bull? I'll tell you: a pit bull can easily kill a pig.

And, as the pig dies, guess what the Hockey Mom is doing? Going to her car, putting on more lipstick, so that, upon returning, finding that pig dead, she once again looks identical to that pit bull, which, staying on mission, the two of them step over the dead pig, looking exactly like twins, except the pit bull is scratching his lower ass with one frantic leg, whereas the Hockey Mom is carrying an extra hockey stick in case Todd breaks his again. But both are going, like, Ha ha, where's that dumb pig now? Dead, that's who, and also: not a smidge of lipstick.

A lose-lose for the pig.

There's a lesson in that, I think.

I was wondering what that joke meant exactly.

Now I totally get it.


hahahahah

SNL NAILS SARAH

Tina Fey absolutely NAILED Sarah Palin. You can barely tell them apart. Here is the hilarious SNL skit:



In my opinion, they could do a better Hillary...

Lil Palin is Preggers!

Sarah Palin's 17 YEAR OLD daughter is pregnant!!! Yay! Republican family values! I'm sure that is terribly embarrasing, and let's be honest: it's a bad bad deal for the campaign. I just thought I'd get that out there. It's a little hilarious.